The Tighty (not so) Whitey Ranger

This is truly an amazing man. In a flash he will check the oil on the car, no rag needed for he has the band of his Fruit of the Looms handy. In minutes he can weed the garden and when harvesting the waistband doubles as a basket. Yes, that is a carrot in his pants he is not just happy to see you. He mows the lawn wearing nothing but his supportive briefs. When naked it appears that he is still donning his favorite pair. As a matter of fact, if the moon is shining through the window it bounces off his ass like a homing beacon blinding all that cross its path. He is good at many things but his greatest quality is his ability to get you in the sack, "Wanna do it, honey, I gotta change my underwear anyhow".