Babies Beware-Battery Operated Booger Sucker On The Loose

I took the advice of a nurse at the Childrens Hospital and purchased a battery operated nasal aspirator for my son Jacob. Problem is big sister now thinks there is something in his nose at all times of the day. It wouldn't worry me so much except I am afraid that she may suck his brains out. Being that he is his fathers son we don't have much to work with. Now I am not saying that my husband is dumb because he is not. But it does seem that he is missing the lobe that controls social skills. So, the situation being as it is, I would highly recommend stock in a battery company, someone who specalizes in AA.