The Cat Is Fine

So the friend that always thinks the cat's are starving now believes that there is something wrong with them. Did I happen to mention she also a hypochondriac? Since the cat was scratching itself over and over again it must have distemper. And here I was thinking it just has fleas like most outdoor animals. I think for Christmas I will buy her a manual on cat disease so that she can rest at night. I suppose now that she has been exposed she has distemper as well. Maybe we should have her (the friend) put to sleep.